If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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