That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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