"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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