i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
3pm strippers are depressing
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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