that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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