I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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