I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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