I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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