It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
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