Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I want you more than these girls want KFC
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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