oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Acid is not a monday night drug
worst night to have a conscience
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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