How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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