To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
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