you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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