There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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