Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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