That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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