So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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