Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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