i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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