One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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