yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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