if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
