You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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