you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
