two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Randomize
