you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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