i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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