What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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