hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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