not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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