I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
