You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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