sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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