ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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