I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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