in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
i think we sleep fucked last night...
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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