Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Randomize
