How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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