i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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