I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I could fuck to npr.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Randomize
