and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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