No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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