I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
My balls are so social today.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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