Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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