laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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