have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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