The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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