We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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