I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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